Living With BWVAKTBOOM
All over the world, regular guys are choosing a vegan diet, unaware of the erotic consequences. As a result, an epidemic is spreading among their “loved” ones: BWVAKTBOOM, “Boyfriend Went Vegan and Knocked the Bottom out of Me.”
For years, women have been open to the physical, emotional, and karmic benefits of veganism. But now, more and more men are discovering the perks of a plant-based diet. More specifically, a dramatic increase in their wang power and sexual stamina.
Unfortunately, the consequences of all this mind-blowing intercourse can often lead to sex injuries such as whiplash, pulled muscles, rug burn, and even a dislocated hip.
This is your support system to get you through BWVAKTBOOM and help you go vegan safely.
How do you make a movie involving an ark filled with animals that doesn’t use a single real animal? My interest in Darren Aronofsky’s “Noah” was piqued when I heard this detail about its production, then heightened when I learned the spread for the movie’s premiere was vegan.
When I saw some grumbling about the vegan director ticking people off by injecting such elements into the telling of this hallowed story, I had to check it out, and I’m back to report that yes, “Noah” is indeed, gopherwood-wall-to-gopherwood-wall, vegan propaganda. Read More…